If you've never heard of SANTACON then you are in for a wild treat!!! SANTACON is one of the craziest events of the year that is done nationally through the cacophony society group!
This year in SLC Santacon will be on Dec 15th. Starting at 5:00pm.
Every December for the last 14 years, Cacophonous Santas have been visiting cities around the world, engaging in a bit of Santarchy as part of the annual Santacon events.
It all started back in 1994 when several dozen Cheap Suit Santas paid a visit to downtown San Francisco for a night of Kringle Kaos. Things have reached Critical Xmas and Santarchy is now a global phenomenon.
You'd better watch out! Santa's coming to town!
Here is the basic info:
Get a santa suit of any permutation.
Grab your ID and some small bills (credit cards piss EVERYONE off)
Obey the "Four Messes" of Santacon
1-Don't mess with children. This time of year sucks enough for them as it is, no need to make it worse.
2-Don't mess with the cops. You are dressed exactly like me, so messing with the cops may get me in trouble. Get me thrown in jail and I guarantee I will make sure you get cornholed.
3-Don't mess with security. They will call the cops. And you will get cornholed.
4-Don't mess with Santa.
Show up at the designated spot at 5:00pm...
Here are the location places and times:
Port O' Call: 78W 400S-5:00-6:00pm Meetin in the patio
Juniors: 30E Broadway 300 S-6:00-7:00pm
O' Shucks: 22 East 100 S-7:00-8:30pm
Murphy's: 160 S Main-8:30-9:30pm
House of Kabob: 268 S Main St-9:30-11:30pm
Wells Fargo Building-KUTV2 Studios-across from House of Kabob-10:00-10:15pm (Stand and wave at the cameras)!!!
Green Street: 602 S 500 E-11:30pm-Closing
Tell stories about this day for the rest of the year.
Call all other Santas "Santa."
Never wash your Santa suit
So get yer Santa suit, yer alibi and a drunkproofing kit (condoms, taxi coupons and a map to your house to hand the taxi driver when you lose the ability so speak, so on) ready.
Cheap Santa suits CLICK HERE
You can also buy super cheap santa suits from the evil Walmart or Target!!
And lastly...Remember Santa and Satan are off by only a few letters!!!